noflowercrownforme replied to your post: shitt vAv`;;;

get well soon! <3

thank you ;v;


last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk

Anonymous sent: Why do you want to be a comedian?


the free stool with a glass of water on it 


If you’re feeling sad just remember Ozzy Osbourne wanted to get Sharon some flowers but all the shops were closed so he went into a graveyard and picked up a bunch and when Sharon got them she wondered why there was a card saying “in memory of our dearest Harold”


it is sep 1st so basically happy halloween