Related to the DA2 bad joke post: does Cassandra meet hawke and just. grasp hawke's shoulders like. "Hawke. why would you make such a fucking dumbass joke like that: varric told me and. are you. are you kidding me. are u supposed to be the champion of kirkwall. Seriously. you hold LIVES in your haNDS and you spend your time making jokes about how the Templar head was 'rock solid' and 'a little stony'. i. yoU??/??" and Hawke removes her hands and is like "why don't u... SEEKER an answer (geddit)"
can she punch them in the face if that happens pls
I’m so excited for Inquisition but I know when I get it and I start playing I’m going to be a panicking mess because I can’t make a simple decision without checking the wiki to make sure it won’t end in death or my entire party hating me
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
I love the idea that whenever a sarcastic/charming hawke makes a really bad joke or pun varric is laughing so hard he’s crying when he’s telling it to cassandra like “I shit you not that’s actually what they said”