a dalish elf sent from their clan to gather information getting sucked into the war and trying to be like ‘inQUISITOR? im really sorry but i gotta be home by midnight so good luck with this whole rift thing…….’
"my keeper says i gotta come home right now immediately"
Zevran Arainai??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Zevran Arainai spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of Zevran Arainai scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen
i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will