writing tip #925:

gr8writingtips:

love making up stories but don’t have the skills to write a novel? fox news is always hiring

Anonymous sent: PLEASE DO NOT FIST THE FADE THAT IS NOT ITS INTENDED USE

inquisitorsfancyhats:

I’M THE INQUISITOR I DO WHAT I WANT

i got my hufflepuff sweatpants, maleficent wire horns, and a couple cute clothes too vwv`

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.